I love carnivorous plants. They look cool, they do cool stuff and eat bugs– what’s not to like?? And for some reason they don’t seem to have been featured on valentines… huge oversight there world, but don’t worry I have fixed that! You can give one to your sweetie, your galentine or your whole class! I like to keep the puns more focused on friendship and silliness than romantic love because it was always struck me as odd to have little kids give each cards about love, but I threw some double entendres in there for my grownups. It was also much harder to think of carnivorous plant valentine puns than I expected… if you have any good ones drop them in the comments! Happy Valentine’s Day and happy plant-ing!
Check out our floriography valentine for another fun option!