Winter Solstice Jokes for Kids!
The world needs more bad, punny Winter Solstice Jokes! Can you think of any to add? Leave them in the comments! Why was the snowman digging through a bag of carrots? He was picking his nose. What is the Winter Solstice's favorite song? "Here Comes the Sun" Why was the kid obsessed with the moon on the Winter Solstice? It's just a phase. How do mountains stay warm in the winter? They put on their snowcaps. What do you call a bear who is too hungry to hibernate? It has insom-nom-nom-nom-nia. What does Jack Frost like to eat for breakfast? Frosted flakes. What did the planets say to the sun on the Winter Solstice? We'd be in a dark place without you! What is a snowy owl's favorite subject in…









