The world needs more bad, punny Winter Solstice Jokes! Can you think of any to add? Leave them in the comments!
Why was the snowman digging through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose.
What is the Winter Solstice’s favorite song?
“Here Comes the Sun”
Why was the kid obsessed with the moon on the Winter Solstice?
It’s just a phase.
How do mountains stay warm in the winter?
They put on their snowcaps.
What do you call a bear who is too hungry to hibernate?
It has insom-nom-nom-nom-nia.
What does Jack Frost like to eat for breakfast?
Frosted flakes.
What did the planets say to the sun on the Winter Solstice?
We’d be in a dark place without you!
What is a snowy owl’s favorite subject in school?
Owlgebra.
What does a star win in a competition?
A constellation prize!
Why did the bear bring candy to hibernate?
Sweet dreams.
Why do we deck the halls for Winter Solstice?
It’s a holly-day.
Why don’t reindeer wear bells?
They have horns! (*The nature nerd in me needs to point out that they actually have antlers, not horns.)
What falls but never gets hurt?
Snow!
Why does mistletoe grow on oak trees instead of dogwood trees?
It’s afraid of their bark!
Why was the owl sleepy the day after the Winter Solstice?
Because it’s the longest night!
What did the tomte say when he found his porridge with butter on the Winter Solstice?
It’s tomte party! (It’s important that you know tomte is pronounced Tom-Tuh for this joke to land…)
What did the kid tell her friend about the Solstice spiral?
Don’t worry, Yule love it!
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